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201 ARE YOU THE EXTREME GAY
Anonymous

0201 [ GET THE FUCK OUT ]


ask-kumagang:

[0013] WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM

[0013] PICKS UP THE ENTIRE COAT HANGER

[0013] WALKS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM BACK TO 0201 AND SETS IT DOWN THERE

[0013] VERY AWKWARDLY GESTURES TO THE COAT HANGER’S EXISTENCE

0013: … Here.

0201 Uh… Thank you.

0201 *LOOKS AT 0013 FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN STARES AT THE HANGER BEFORE STARTING TO UNBUTTON HIS COAT*

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0201 *SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT IF HE TAKES HIS JACKET OFF HIS DIDDLESTICK WILL BE NOTICEABLE (good job exo)*

0201

0201 *TAKES OFF THE JACKET EXTREMELY FAST, HANGS IT, AND PUTS IT ON HIS LAP*

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0201 So, uh… *COUGHS* How… are you?

0201 [WOW THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO THAT???]


*extremely heterosexual noises*


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0194 *:・゚✧ Laine hasn’t gotten back from delivering that bottle(?) to the Satanist yet *:・゚✧ It has been quite a while, though… *:・゚✧ At this rate, dinner will get cold! And I’m not even finished cooking it! ~ *:・゚✧

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30 MINUTES LATER…

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0194 .*:・゚✧  ... Perhaps it would have been wise to know where I was going before I left… *:・゚✧ 

(( A ghost is lost in a shoddy area of The City! Can anyone help her? Can anyone see her for that matter…? ))


Meanwhile, in Exo’s Brain… (tw: swearing a lot)

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0201 [OHHH, GEE, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! I WONDER IF Ỳ̷̰̤͇̭̾̍͘Ǫ̴̥̥̭̍͂̌̋U̷͇̜̱̮̔͂͛̉’̷̧͉̯̭̿̑̑̕D̴̡̮̼̉̊̚͠ͅ MAKE CUTE NOISES AS I RAM A FUCKING CRUCIFIX THROUGH YOUR S̴̹̭͙͐̑̽̏ͅH̷̛̫̘̱̰̒̎̒Ḭ̷̻̪̜̈́͒͝T̵̞̫͍͑̅̔͐͜T̶͉̰̞͎̃̿̈́͊Ÿ̴̛̼̮͍͔́̉̈ ̸̡̖̥̣̌̾̋̋Ǵ̶͇͕̳̱̈́̅́Ŗ̴͖̭̰̈́͂͒͋A̶͎̩̗̜͂̄̅͌Y̶̬̗͚̥͋̃͒͘ ̴̨̛͕͉̀̉͜͝Ã̴͚͍͔̼͑͆̂S̸̡̛̖͉̟̐͊͘S̷͈̳͕̮̉̈́̇̐ UNTIL Ṫ̵̨̡̳͆̈́͒ͅḨ̴̲͎͇͋̍͒͘E̵͉̞͉̭͋͆̀͐ ̴̤͔̜̀̂͌͝ͅO̸̳̭̯͉͛̈́͗͋Ņ̴͖̲̥͊̈͊͘L̴̯̖̝̻̾̉̒̈́Y̵̥̻̲̩͊̿͋̀ ̶̛͓͚̘̠̃̑͒T̶̛̰̪̫̥͂̂͝H̶͔̳͇̖̏͛͆̕I̴̤̲̘͍͋̑͆͝Ṋ̶̛̟̗̖̓̓̚G̸̺̱̩͍̋̽̕͝ ̷̦̹͙̺̃̈́͋̚Y̸͓͇̲̮̅͗́̚Ọ̷̣̤̫̎͌͛̅U̴͕͔͚̩̍̋̓̃ ̵̞̮͉̲͋̿̔͝Ċ̷͔̤̰͖̎̋̀À̴̡̟̱̙̆̇̃N̷̲̭̘͈̾̎̀̇ ̷̱͖̜̇̂̊͋͜T̸̻͈̫̭͂͘͝͝Ã̶͉̯̞̘̑̑́S̸̲̥͍͉̃͒͘̕T̴̺͎̫̝̀͋̈́̎Ē̴̛̪̝͉̈́̃ͅ IS BLOOD AND FECES, I REALLY FUCKING WONDER.]

(( exo stop, that’s distasteful! ))


ask-kumagang:

idolexorcistguy:

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0201 You uh„, you have a nice house. *HOW SMOOTH.*

0013: I- Thank you. You’re free to come over whenever you’d like.

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[0013] #WOW YOU’RE RIGHT #I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE BUT IT’S POSSIBLE

0013: Do you want me to help you take your clothes offI MEAN UH, since you seem to be overheating there? I erm- Have a coathanger, and extra short sleeved clothes- Alright this is coming out much, much weirder than it was supposed to—

0013:  … Ignore everything I just said.

[0013’s] eyebrows furrow slightly, as if in deep thought.

0013: Hmm…

0201 Wha— really?

0201 *LOOKS DOWN IN A FLUSTERED MANNER, RUBBING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AGAIN* Uh, thanks… I-I guess I didn’t see that one coming, haha„,

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0201 I, UH— WHAT—

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0201 [DID HE JUST ASK TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF] [whAT THE FUCK? CAN HE FUCKIGN READ MY MIND OR AM I THAT OBVIOUS] [haha greaaat pickup line fail though buddy that was actually really cute— nO WHAT AM I THINKING] [OKAY IDOLAS CALM THE FUCK DOWN you’re not gonna have sex with him this wa— fffFFFFFUUCK]

0201 *MENTALLY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD*

0201 [NO YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET THIS FUCKER TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS—]

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0201 [yes that seems like a great idea, thank you very much strange gray spirit]

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0201 Pfffhaha, it’s fine— Y’know, it actually is kinda hot in here. Uh, thanks for offering… A hanger would be greatly appreciated. 

0201 [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???!?!??!]