(( PARODY OF THIS PAGE FROM THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN MANGA *LAUGHS* ))
 WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM
 PICKS UP THE ENTIRE COAT HANGER
 WALKS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM BACK TO 0201 AND SETS IT DOWN THERE
 VERY AWKWARDLY GESTURES TO THE COAT HANGER’S EXISTENCE
0013: … Here.
0201 Uh… Thank you.
0201 *LOOKS AT 0013 FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN STARES AT THE HANGER BEFORE STARTING TO UNBUTTON HIS COAT*
0201 *SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT IF HE TAKES HIS JACKET OFF HIS DIDDLESTICK WILL BE NOTICEABLE (good job exo)*
0201 *TAKES OFF THE JACKET EXTREMELY FAST, HANGS IT, AND PUTS IT ON HIS LAP*
0201 So, uh… *COUGHS* How… are you?
0201 [WOW THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO THAT???]
0194 *:･ﾟ✧ Laine hasn’t gotten back from delivering that bottle(?) to the Satanist yet *:･ﾟ✧ It has been quite a while, though… *:･ﾟ✧ At this rate, dinner will get cold! And I’m not even finished cooking it! ~ *:･ﾟ✧
30 MINUTES LATER…
0194 .*:･ﾟ✧ ... Perhaps it would have been wise to know where I was going before I left… *:･ﾟ✧
(( A ghost is lost in a shoddy area of The City! Can anyone help her? Can anyone see her for that matter…? ))
0201 [OHHH, GEE, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! I WONDER IF Ỳ̷̰̤͇̭̾̍͘Ǫ̴̥̥̭̍͂̌̋U̷͇̜̱̮̔͂͛̉’̷̧͉̯̭̿̑̑̕D̴̡̮̼̉̊̚͠ͅ MAKE CUTE NOISES AS I RAM A FUCKING CRUCIFIX THROUGH YOUR S̴̹̭͙͐̑̽̏ͅH̷̛̫̘̱̰̒̎̒Ḭ̷̻̪̜̈́͒͝T̵̞̫͍͑̅̔͐͜T̶͉̰̞͎̃̿̈́͊Ÿ̴̛̼̮͍͔́̉̈ ̸̡̖̥̣̌̾̋̋Ǵ̶͇͕̳̱̈́̅́Ŗ̴͖̭̰̈́͂͒͋A̶͎̩̗̜͂̄̅͌Y̶̬̗͚̥͋̃͒͘ ̴̨̛͕͉̀̉͜͝Ã̴͚͍͔̼͑͆̂S̸̡̛̖͉̟̐͊͘S̷͈̳͕̮̉̈́̇̐ UNTIL Ṫ̵̨̡̳͆̈́͒ͅḨ̴̲͎͇͋̍͒͘E̵͉̞͉̭͋͆̀͐ ̴̤͔̜̀̂͌͝ͅO̸̳̭̯͉͛̈́͗͋Ņ̴͖̲̥͊̈͊͘L̴̯̖̝̻̾̉̒̈́Y̵̥̻̲̩͊̿͋̀ ̶̛͓͚̘̠̃̑͒T̶̛̰̪̫̥͂̂͝H̶͔̳͇̖̏͛͆̕I̴̤̲̘͍͋̑͆͝Ṋ̶̛̟̗̖̓̓̚G̸̺̱̩͍̋̽̕͝ ̷̦̹͙̺̃̈́͋̚Y̸͓͇̲̮̅͗́̚Ọ̷̣̤̫̎͌͛̅U̴͕͔͚̩̍̋̓̃ ̵̞̮͉̲͋̿̔͝Ċ̷͔̤̰͖̎̋̀À̴̡̟̱̙̆̇̃N̷̲̭̘͈̾̎̀̇ ̷̱͖̜̇̂̊͋͜T̸̻͈̫̭͂͘͝͝Ã̶͉̯̞̘̑̑́S̸̲̥͍͉̃͒͘̕T̴̺͎̫̝̀͋̈́̎Ē̴̛̪̝͉̈́̃ͅ IS BLOOD AND FECES, I REALLY FUCKING WONDER.]
(( exo stop, that’s distasteful! ))
0201 You uh„, you have a nice house. *HOW SMOOTH.*
0013: I- Thank you. You’re free to come over whenever you’d like.
 #WOW YOU’RE RIGHT #I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE BUT IT’S POSSIBLE
0013: Do you want me to help you take your clothes offI MEAN UH, since you seem to be overheating there? I erm- Have a coathanger, and extra short sleeved clothes- Alright this is coming out much, much weirder than it was supposed to—
0013: … Ignore everything I just said.
[0013’s] eyebrows furrow slightly, as if in deep thought.
0201 Wha— really?
0201 *LOOKS DOWN IN A FLUSTERED MANNER, RUBBING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AGAIN* Uh, thanks… I-I guess I didn’t see that one coming, haha„,
0201 I, UH— WHAT—
0201 [DID HE JUST ASK TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF] [whAT THE FUCK? CAN HE FUCKIGN READ MY MIND OR AM I THAT OBVIOUS] [haha greaaat pickup line fail though buddy that was actually really cute— nO WHAT AM I THINKING] [OKAY IDOLAS CALM THE FUCK DOWN you’re not gonna have sex with him this wa— fffFFFFFUUCK]
0201 *MENTALLY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD*
0201 [NO YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET THIS FUCKER TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS—]
0201 [yes that seems like a great idea, thank you very much strange gray spirit]
0201 Pfffhaha, it’s fine— Y’know, it actually is kinda hot in here. Uh, thanks for offering… A hanger would be greatly appreciated.
0201 [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???!?!??!]